Yeah, you heard, ops, read me right!!
BE
A
SMILING
MONKEY!!!!
Come on!! What do monkeys have to smile or laugh about???
They're hairy, stinky creatures, who have as a favorite pass time picking lice and other critters out of each others bodies, eating bananas, and in some cases flinging dung at innocent passer byers.
Yet... they couldn't give a rats ass if we think they're all of the above.
I think that honestly, Monkeys laugh their hairy asses off at how silly we humans are.
They live their lives healthily, eating fruits and veggies, swinging from trees and getting plenty of exercise. I mean; how many overweight monkeys have you seen??
While we humans stuff our faces with poison, and lead sedentary lives, and look like blubber balls which leads to low self esteem , therefore turning us into less than agreeable folks.
They are happy living between their own kind, in spite of fights, they always find a way to make up. They'll have a fight over something silly and sometime later will be picking lice of their "offender's" back.
How many times have we stopped talking, and communicating with someone who's offended us?
They don't back-stab, lie (for one they don't talk...I'll give them that much), and act like animals with each other, just because they don't like the way the other monkey looks.
We are animals when it comes to other human beings.
They don't pay bills, aren't stuck in a never ending cycle of making money only to never have it.
We loose our lives doing that.
They play, have a good time, and when pissed...swing dung at unsuspecting strangers.
We work too much, don't play hardly enough, and when pissed...take it out on other humans.
Now, I'm not saying turn in to a monkey.
But try acting like one once in a while...it might do you good.
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