I’m pretty sure that all of those who read this blog (translation: your poor unsuspecting soul who just happened upon this sea of non-sense) have noticed that I’ve been gone for some time, I’m pretty sure you didn’t notice because you ACTUALLY have followed this thing I call my blog, but most likely because you are a creature that happens to have a thinking brain on you (I hope…although the lack of brain might explain what you’re doing here in the first place..) You might have deduced that I have been gone, from a previous post entitled “I’ll be back”, or if you have a sincere desire to actually use that brain, and a severe chunk of spare time (basically, nothing better do) you might have noticed that, well…I haven’t posted in quite some time. ( I know!!! I could have just started this with: I haven’t posted for quite some time! Just remember I have the serious tendency to just prolong things in an often annoying way, where I just write a lot, and with big words to basically say something really simple… Get it?! Hey!! That was a joke!! Never mind.)
Great! Now I have to remember what I was doing here in the first place…. Oh yeah… just basically telling you, my darling phantom readers that I’m back. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad…ok, you don’t have to cry….just navigate away…and the crazy won’t get you….
I can’t promise I’ll be writing often, but write I will… it puts my hyperactive brain to rest for sometime, soothes the crazy, and gives me an escape valve… and then there’s the people that chance upon this babble of written mess, and suddenly are grateful that they have managed to stay relatively normal after all….see?! My blog helps people…I’m so proud of me!!!
There goes the official 2008 first post.
Now go thank whatever it is you worship that this kinda crazy hasn’t gotten to you today…
Not today, not today.
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