Tips for life

How to live a REALLY happy life:

Silly pointers for the nonsensical from a nonsensical... tee hee

Just follow these simple rules, they're very easy actually, well... easy if you are one of those rare people that actually like to use your brain for useful things like, oh I don't know...thinking?!

Okay, here we go:

1- Never go out in the cold with your hair wet.
2- Walk barefooted
3- Laugh at silly things
4- Mind your own business
5 - Never use a word, or a conjunction of words unless you really know what they mean.
6 - Laugh at yourself
7 - Floss
8 - Laugh at others (when they're not looking)
9 - Watch a ridiculous movie
10 - Cry over a cartoon
11 - Remember that no matter who you think you can blame, in the end; the responsibility is yours, and yours alone.
12 - Never blame God for anything (refer to nº11)
13 - Be yourself
14 - Keep your nose clean
15 - Ask questions, but be content even if you don't get an answer.
16 - Make friends, keep them.
17 - Keep the people who add something positive to your life around you. The rest? Send them packing.
18 - Fall in love recklessly, but never love recklessly.
19 - Stick out your tongue when something annoys you, beats the hell outta screaming.
20 - Cuss ( not in front of kids)
21 - Remember to mind your own business, cause when you're too busy minding everybody else's, something is bound to go wrong in yours.

and never ever forget:

you can kick and scream, cuss and swear...but in the end... we all have to let go.